Monday, October 28, 2013

13 Posts Of Halloween (2013 Edition) #8 - Horrifying Experiences

Guys something really scary just happened, on top of almost being assaulted by a spider (meaning it snuck up on me and got way to close for comfort) I also almost killed my laptop! Here's what happened-
  I was just innocently sitting on the couch working on my short story and then out of the corner of my eye I see IT, a spider! Now it wasn't really that big and scary and I'm not really like deathly afraid of spiders but they definitely creep me out and we share a mutual dislike for each other and okay I might be slightly terrified of them, so acting on pure adrenaline (Read:Fear) I kinda sorta tossed my laptop out of my lap and onto the floor and then jumped out barely managing not to trip on it and got away from the couch. Looking back at the couch I saw the little sucker moving, crawling all over my favorite notebook and moving back towards me! So, I pick up my moms show and pelt that sucker!....but.....it doesn't work! IT's still alive! and on the floor getting closer and closer to me! I can't even scream because I don't want to wake my mom up, and my brothers aren't home and so as it tries to escape or possibly come after me it's ultimate goal being my immediate demise, I crouch down slightly out of it's line of sight the shoe clutched in my hand like a sword, my grip iron strong, with the shoe raised slightly over my head and then brought it down on top of the bastard, repeatedly, even when it tried to get away until it stopped moving....and then a few more times just to be sure! Success! Spider - 0 Humanity - 1
  Of course that's when my cats decide to make an appearance and proceed to spend 20 minutes sniffing the couch that is now spider less.
  In the end humanity won and the spider lost, also my laptop appears to be fine and angry texts about how this is all my brothers faults have been sent. So now I bid you good day.........................................................................................................................................................................................I said good day!

Song Of The Moment - Headstrong by Trapt

P.S. Luckily I was able to turn the story into one of my 13 posts of Halloween, this totally counts, right?

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